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2026Clown Countdown

A sleek glassmorphism countdown timer that ends in a terrifying jumpscare... or a friendly surprise.

Set a duration or a target time, pick your theme — Scary Clown, Friendly Clown, or Non-Clown Mode (cute dog, quacking duck, mooing cow, wise owl...) — and wait. What happens at 00:00 depends entirely on choices you made earlier and must live with.2026Reader Beware

An R.L. Stine book tracker — Goosebumps, Fear Street, The Baby-Sitter, Point Horror. 157 books of dread, catalogued.

Track your Goosebumps (the original 62), Goosebumps Series 2000, Fear Street, Baby-Sitter and Point Horror collection, with cloud sync, drippy green typography, and every cover in its lurid glory. Reader beware — you're in for a tracker.2026Survey Says

Make a cute little poll in seconds and share the link. Text or image options, live or hidden results.

Ask a question (optional), add options (text or images), share one link, watch the votes roll in — live or hidden until the big reveal. The Family Feud energy is implied but legally unaffiliated.2026WCROW · The Night Crow

An AI radio station for an audience of one — live DJ, real stories, your music.

Give it an artist and the Night Crow starts a trail: the first record is theirs, then the DJ follows a musical route through connected records, talking between songs like it's 2AM on a real station. Apple Music, Spotify, or YouTube as the record crate.2025Co-op Mad Libs

One room. Many blanks. Zero dignity. Make a room, share the link, fill the blanks together, reveal the chaos.

Live group storytelling: pick a story, share one link, and watch your colleagues fill the blanks together. Then reveal the beautiful disaster. Someone will add 'haunted turnip.' Someone always does.2025Talk to Transformer 2.0

Neural text completion, GPT2 style. Back from the dead, baby.

A resurrection of the beloved talk-to-transformer toy from the before-times. Downloads 100MB of actual GPT-2 and runs it locally in your browser, because in 2025 the state of the art of 2019 fits in a tab.2025Timezone Pop

Browser extension that quietly tells you what time it is for the people you care about.

A timezone-aware popup that lives in your browser toolbar. Add people, see their local time at a glance. No accounts, no servers.2025Toupee's MediaLog

A living journal of everything played, read, watched, and strummed. Quick notes and longform reviews, straight from the couch.

Games, music, guitar, books, movies, TV — logged in real time to a Firestore database and beamed directly onto this very homepage like some kind of miracle. The 'now playing //' feed above is this thing, live.2006Auto-Thumbnailer

Feel free to use this excellent tool to quickly upload any image to the internet. You also get a thumbnail!

Drop an image in, get a permanent URL and a thumbnail. Pre-cloud image hosting, written in PHP and ImageMagick.