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2008Carlo Pantano is a Glassblower

Documentary on Penn State's Carlo Pantano — materials scientist, distinguished professor, glassblower.

Carlo Pantano, Director of the Materials Research Institute and Distinguished Professor of Materials Science and Engineering at Penn State University, blows glass and talks about art and science.
2008The Amish Nightmare

An Amish man's world is turned upside down when he wakes up and finds his house full of technology.

An Amish man's world is turned upside down when he wakes up and finds his house full of technology.
2006Polska Madness

In the future, polish sausage is a hallucinogenic drug.

In the future, polish sausage is a hallucinogenic drug. One man finds a connection to a supply of the drug, but things go wrong when his clients can't get their fix.
2006Xtreme Bread

Advertisement for Stroehmann's Xtreme White & Wheat Breads. ...Yes, they really existed.

Advertisement for Stroehmann's Xtreme White & Wheat Breads. ...Yes, they really existed.
2005Dawn of the Code Red

There was actually a script for this one.

There was actually a script for this one!
2005Day of the Code Red

The epic. A man falls in love with a bottle of Mountain Dew, meets a man whose skin is Plaid, and it all ends terribly tragically.

The epic. A man falls in love with a bottle of Mountain Dew, meets a man whose skin is Plaid, and it all ends terribly tragically.
2005Night of the Living Code Red

All it took was a video camera and too much free time.

All it took was a video camera and too much free time. This is crap, but see what it spawned.
1993Link's Awakening Part II

Created with Mario Paint and a VCR, this is the unofficial sequel to Link's Awakening.

Created with Mario Paint and a VCR, this is the unofficial sequel to Link's Awakening — the original Hell-Toupee project before Hell-Toupee was a thing.